Top 10 Other Things ABVD Stands For

This Friday I will begin my regimen of ABVD chemotherapy. The acronym actually stands for the chemicals involved: adriamycin, bleomycin, vinblastine, and dacarbazine. But that’s boring. Being a fan of both David Letterman’s Top 10 Lists and the board game Balderdash, I thought I would educate you on the Top 10 Other Things ABVD Stands For. Feel free to add to my list in the comments. Here we go:

10. A Bad Vacation Day

9. Artists Being Visually Depressing

8. Actually Begin Vaccinating Donkeys

7. Awkward Bogus Vigilante Diatribes

6. Academy for Being Very Didactic

5. Awesome Bodyboarding Video, Dude!

4. Association of Big Vegetarian Dieters

3. Always Be Vomiting Downward (Sorry, that’s from Top 10 Tips for Chemo Patients)

2. Alliance of Battered Ventriloquist Dummies

1. Anything Beats Violent Diarrhea

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9 thoughts on “Top 10 Other Things ABVD Stands For

  1. Dana January 26, 2015 / 2:57 pm

    Absolutely Beating Vicious Diagnosis

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  2. Rebizzle January 26, 2015 / 9:06 pm

    Please don’t think less of me, but the first thing I thought of was: Always Burning Venereal Disease. lol That or an emphatic German saying Act Boldly Ven Daunted.

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    • rounding30 January 26, 2015 / 9:32 pm

      That would never lead me to think less of you. For the sake of propriety, I tried to keep mine PG, but there were many rejected ideas. 🙂

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  3. Julie January 27, 2015 / 10:25 am

    All-Bran Vegan Donuts

    Always Be Very Demanding

    Actors Become Veteran Dramatists

    Accept Breakfast, Veto Dinner

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  4. misterpaolelli January 27, 2015 / 12:20 pm

    Amphibian-Based Velociraptor DNA

    Alien-Blood-Venomous Diuresis

    Ad Badgorum Vei Dorian (Latin for “A Badger Saw Dorian”: http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/darkhorsemovies/images/9/90/Dorian_Tyrell.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120625222027)

    Ain’t Buena Vista Disney?

    Animated Babar Video Dilemma

    Ali Baba’s Veiled Dame

    Anesthetize Booty, Vacuum Diarrhea

    Appease Big-Volume Donors

    Aaliyah’s Bahamian Video Disaster

    Any Beatles Visit Disneyland?

    Act Bad, Visit Demons

    Assets, Beauty Viewed Destructively

    Arranged By Vicariate/Deanery

    “Always Bite Vitamins!” —Dummy

    Antics Belie Vicious Depression

    Amiable Bob’s Voyeuristic Deli

    Aragorn, Bilbo Van Detras

    Allies of Beek, Van Der

    Any Body Vying for Domination?

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  5. Mama January 27, 2015 / 2:34 pm

    Anticipating Bodacious Victory Dance!

    Liked by 1 person

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