This Is Where I Used To Live

I wrote my first blog post in a while over at Dad Has A Blog, and that got me doing the kind of reflective life pondering that usually leads me to post over here on my (also somewhat abandoned) “regular” blog. I knew it was meant to be when something happened today that flipped my nostalgia switch into overdrive.

There I was minding my own business at work when I got an email from Redfin. Now even though my real estate fortunes are fairly locked up in a 15-year mortgage on a house that I’m in the process of remodeling, Redfin still sends me friendly missives every once in a while. These are usually updates on how the value of my three-bedroom home is decreasing and the value of the two-bedroom condo I sold on Redfin five years ago is skyrocketing and now somehow worth more than I paid for my house. I’m not sure if this is supposed to fill me with regret or make me want to sell my house, but it’s mostly just making me hate Redfin.

Today’s message did not provide another helpful update though. It just reiterated the sale price of my condo and listed a bunch of other recent sales and listings in the area. This got me wondering how much condos in that complex were actually going for these days, so I scrolled down to look at the recent listings. I saw one that was listed for quite a bit more than I listed mine.

Unit 307. Wait a minute. 307? That’s my unit!

Instantly, someone cued the Barenaked Ladies in my head:

It was back on the market! That meant there were probably fresh photos of the current interior! I could virtually break into the old apartment!

Pathetic or not, this was the fulfillment of a longtime dream for me. I’d been wondering since I sold the place what the new owner would do with all the aesthetic decisions I had made. Being the first time that I ever lived away from home, I poured some money, sweat and personality into the place. My place.

Before moving in, I spent many weeknights there cleaning things and painting things and filling it with necessary new things to make it my home. I spent a lot of quality time at Home Depot. I cleaned every inch of every appliance, cabinet and countertop. I chose colors and repainted every wall. I had new carpeting installed. I had a tile entryway installed. I tried to fix a toilet. Then I hired someone to replace a toilet.

When the eventual new owner first toured it, I remember him looking at my blue-walled Cubs bathroom and muttering something about that being the first to go. Would my light purple Northwestern bathroom suffer the same fate? I remember his real estate agent coming back a second time to measure the dining room to see if his moose antler chandelier would fit in the space. I remember asking her if she was serious. She was. I believe the word she used to describe it was “impressive.”

I never expected to sell it as quickly as I did. According to my vague life plan, this was going to be my place for a while. And those brief years when it was my place were vital for my formation into the independent, self-sufficient and less selfish person that I have become.

The place is also inextricably linked in my mind to the courtship of my wife. Living on my own and having a condo meant my first sustained foray into the dating world. I remember preparing dinner in my kitchen for various would-be sweethearts–my specialty was baked salmon and green beans–only to have things end with the usual disappointment.

Then I met Theresa, and the memories get a lot better. I vividly recall the excitement of my phone buzzing on my nightstand with a new text from her. Or the first time she came over for dinner–yes, it was salmon–and we died of laughter afterward while watching a Jim Gaffigan stand-up special on the loveseat in my living room. Or that time that I didn’t think I would be seeing her one night and she texted me to look out on my balcony, where she was smiling below in the parking lot. Or the time we sat on the couch and she showed me her favorite engagement ring styles.

We threw some great parties here, watched a lot of movies here, practiced swing dancing here, played a lot of board games here, had a lot of fights here (especially after board games), and just spent a lot of time here. This is where we fell in love. We affectionately refer to this era as the Dopamine Days, and they are forever linked to this condo.

So I was very excited to see what had become of a place that has such a special place in my heart and memory.

See for yourself:

If you like his better, don’t tell me. Sing it, Ladies:

Why did you change the floor?
Why did you paint the wall?
Why did you swap appliances?
I see no moose here at all.
This is where we used to live.

Four Years in Our House

Four years ago today, I moved into my house. In that time, it’s safe to say that I have fulfilled the cliche and turned this house into a home. 

I remember the first time I pulled up to it — back when it was still just a house. It was one of those fluffy snowy days in Chicago when the flakes are falling furiously and beautifully and the accumulation is swift. My then-future in-laws had endured the weather to drive up from southern Indiana to check out this house’s potential to be a home for me and their daughter. We weren’t yet engaged, and I already owned a condo in another suburb. My longterm visions had us getting married eventually and her moving into the condo with me, where we would save for a house and move out whenever the timing worked.

But when a family friend offered me a once-in-a-lifetime deal on a house in the suburb where I grew up — 10 minutes from my parents’ house — it was too good not to investigate the possibility. The friend was not listing the house, so I hadn’t even seen any prettified, wide-angle real estate photos of the interior, just the Google Street View exteriors, via my limited Internet stalking of the property.

I can still remember exploring the largely empty rooms for the first time with my girlfriend — what an odd word to use for her now — trying to picture a future together in rooms that have since been filled with our furniture, our thoughts, our feelings, our offspring and four years’ worth of memories. As I wandered around the basement, growing more fond of the house itself and my imagined version of that future, I remember praying that my Mr. Fix-It father-in-law wouldn’t find any devastating structural dealbreakers. I also remember being silently grateful for my Can’t-Fix-A-Thing self that the house was recently flipped with a new paint job and new appliances. I liked this house.

The house ultimately passed the test and has been silent witness to so many momentous and mundane moments of my life ever since. I asked my wife to marry me in the living room. I jokingly carried her through the front doorway on our wedding night.

We have played countless board games in our dining room. We have watched hours of television and worked through countless fights on the living room couch. We have hosted outdoor parties and built a shed in our backyard

I slept off the effects of chemotherapy in our bedroom and spent six months working remotely from the confines of this house. We keep adding new mementos to our Chicago Cubs bathroom. We have hung wedding photos and baby photos everywhere.

We have passionate debates about if or when we should knock out the wall between the living room and the kitchen.

Our guest bedroom turned into a nursery where I rock my daughter to sleep every night. My Northwestern University-themed office room turned into the guest bedroom. The office-turned-guest-bedroom is now transforming into another nursery, where I’ll rock my son to sleep. The house is constantly evolving to meet the needs of our home.

Our unfinished basement holds memories of our past stacked against the walls. It stores our bikes during the winter. It hides some still unused wedding presents. Most excitingly, it holds the promise of the future evolution of our family. There are new rooms still to be created that will be the setting for even more memories to come.

We’ve crammed so much life into this house in four years.

It’s our home.

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10 Lessons from the First Year of Marriage

groomWith my first year of marriage officially in the books this Sunday, I am an old pro at this married life stuff. Actually, that’s not true at all, but I have come a long way from where I was in September 2014. So without further ado, here is my list of the Top 10 Things I Didn’t Know About Marriage Until I Got Married.


My Indiana Family

They say you can pick your friends, but you can’t pick your family. You can also pick your wife (if she’ll pick you back), but you can’t pick your wife’s family. In every circumstance, I seem to have been blessed with first-round draft picks.


I could write a book about my immediate family–my parents and three younger brothers–who have had the single greatest impact on shaping me into the man I am today. I could write my second book about my wife Theresa–who continues my refining process on a daily basis with her steadfast love and support.

But today I want to at least devote a blog post to my Indiana family. I am so fortunate that my in-laws defy any of the dramatic baggage usually accompanying that label. Going to visit the in-laws is a source of supreme joy for me, and one of the previously simple pleasures that cancer has sadly taken from me for now.

Last weekend Theresa took the 5.5-hour drive back home to Newburgh, Indiana, where it actually already feels like summer, as opposed to whatever this half-hearted spring is that we’re enduring in Chicago. Since my first visit to her homeland on Memorial Day weekend two years ago, we had made monthly pilgrimages until Lumpy arrived on the scene. Our most recent visit was last Christmas, when keen observers of my neck would have already noticed Lumpy’s ominous presence. We didn’t say anything at the time as we hadn’t yet received my diagnosis, but I knew there was a solid chance that it could be our last visit for a while.

But let’s start at the beginning. Two years ago, Theresa and I were finally comfortable enough with each other that we knew it was time for me to meet her immediate family and we awaited the next three-day weekend to make it happen. Now when I say immediate family, that makes it sound like a small intimate group. In Theresa’s case, immediate family means two parents, nine siblings (plus significant others) and 20+ nieces and nephews. In the weeks leading up to the visit, I begged Theresa (or Ted, as she is known to her family for a hilarious reason that I dare not reveal to the Internet) to make me a labeled family tree with names and photos that I could begin to memorize. Alas, she never got around to it.

On the drive down, both of us were silently and separately stressing about the weekend ahead. I was nervous about remembering names and meeting her parents and winning over her five older brothers and impressing her nieces and nephews and holding my own in whatever athletic or outdoorsy activities southern Indiana might have in store for me. Theresa was nervous that all of the above fears would prevent me from just being myself and letting her family see why she loved me enough to stay in Chicago.

Near the end of our long drive south, we were traveling on a newly constructed stretch of highway that didn’t have a single place to stop for a bathroom break. Knowing that her cousin–a Catholic priest–was assigned to a church somewhere nearby, we decided to stop there to use the facilities. Thanks to our bladders, Fr. Jason now holds the distinction of being the first of Theresa’s family members that I ever met. Great guy. Great restrooms.

Finally we pulled up to her parents’ house and a swarm of nieces and nephews (mostly nieces) converged on our car. Have you seen “The Lion King?” That’s exactly how it was.

Before I even got into the house they had demanded that I perform a lip sync of “Call Me Maybe” and asked dozens of probing questions like “Do you kiss Ted?”, “Why is your nose pointy?”, “You’re 31?! You’re old!” and the kicker–“When are you going to marry Ted?” Maybe after I have a chance to meet her parents…

The rest of the weekend’s introductions were a lot more subtle and smooth by comparison. Our pre-arrival worries were mostly unnecessary, though I did keep busy trying to remember which blonde niece was which and which brother went with which wife, while also defending myself against those taking Chicago’s name in vain. Did I mention they’re all Cardinals fans?

gatorAs I went through the weekend, I had two running lists on my phone: funny things the nieces would say and new experiences I was having. My Newburgh family was already unlocking a whole new world for this city boy (as the nieces labeled me): big gardens for canning homegrown food, making your own noodles, driving gators through her brother’s subdivision or through wooded trails at her family’s tree farm. Heck, the entire concept of a tree farm was new to me. I never know exactly what’s going to happen on a trip to Newburgh. Whether we’re playing endless rounds of backyard volleyball or cutting down trees and collecting firewood, I know that the action will be non-stop and the company will be top-notch.

Staying at Theresa’s parents’ house is a little bit like living in a sitcom. I grew up watching Full House and Family Matters and found it so unrealistic the way random people would just keep unexpectedly walking into the main characters’ homes. But that’s exactly what happens in Newburgh! Various relatives, neighbors and friends will come and go in a revolving door of activity and hospitality. There’s always a project happening–often either outdoorsy or related to food preparation–and there are always plenty of family members around to help.

That’s what struck me most: It’s an enormous number of people, but no one gets lost in the shuffle. In a large family that is constantly admitting new members through pregnancies and marriages, I wondered if I might just be the distant relation in Chicago who shows up once a month and isn’t very good at manual labor. But it’s never felt that way. There’s a place for everyone at the table(s) and a role for everyone in the family dynamic. One of many tearjerking moments on my wedding day was when Theresa’s oldest brother approached me at the reception, shook my hand and said, “Welcome to the family, brother.” It’s truly an honor.

Theresa’s parents–two of the most loving, generous people I have ever met–should be beyond proud of the veritable civilization they have founded in southern Indiana. Not only are all 10 of their children on speaking terms, they all genuinely care about each other and seek out each other’s company. I know many far smaller groups of siblings who can’t claim that distinction. When the brothers (who all work together on the family construction company) finish their work week, chances are good that they’ll be going over to one of their sibling’s homes for dinner or volleyball or to help with a home renovation project. It’s inspiring to be a part of a family that works, plays, eats and loves with everything they’ve got. And they are clearly raising the next generation of the family to expect nothing less.

nieces2Being away from our Indiana family for the past six months has been difficult for me, and especially for Theresa, but we’ve managed to stay connected with phone calls, texts and the palpable feeling of a constant stream of prayers flying north up Route 41. The promise of our return has definitely been a motivation for my full recovery. I can’t wait to get back to Newburgh later this summer to ride gators, grill homemade burgers, enjoy a bonfire at the tree farm, entertain my nieces and play volleyball until it’s too dark to see the ball.

Most of all, I just can’t wait to be back with the family again.